The clowns and the King.

The King is sitting in his palace.His clowns have been doing their antics perfectly. Making people laugh at their every gestures. They have made the whole world laugh and their head clown has been the best.

But now the King wanted his clowns to do a serious act. But his cajoling and chiding did not work. So to mitigate his pain he called his darling KJ to his palace.

King(K): Oh! my dear,,it has been ages since I have seen you.

KJ: Yes my Kuchi ku..your cheeks have become more redder..just feeling like touching them!

K:No my darling,it's the colour of anger and frustration!

KJ embraces the Kings warmly and says : I know it's your clowns!

K: Honey,well actually yes. People have started to call me also a clown.

KJ: Darling,becoming the master of the clowns,you will also become a clown!

K(to himself): I have that trait..I knew!!!

K(Aloud): Yes

KJ: Why did you buy them?

K: Money and Lallu bhai told me he will 'Modi'fy the whole game and I can make lots of money!

KJ: So why that Eastern India city and why that captain. Darling ain't he past his prime?

K: Well sweetu,you know what? The people of that state are very allergic to change.They did not let go anything that they have even if that have had become redundant. Only after 32 years they think of any change, So I have to choose that captain! Once upon a time he was good. Not anymore,but they does not care!! They simply want him!

KJ: Oh dear dear strange tribe!!

K: Ah !! yes. Even one of their minister asked me to garland some old persons photo in their field,because it's was his birthday!!

KJ: Whose pic?

K: Dunno!! Who cares! I care only about myself,I am the King.

KJ: Oh! Darling..you are so sweet!

K: Hmmm hmmm.. I am very very cutie...

KJ: Love you honey! By the way why are you not selling these bunch of clowns?

K: Why! I do not want to sell them. If I have been cursed with the best clowns,I have also been blessed with best fools..who call themselves these clowns' fans. And look the moolah I am raking..

Even Gujju Bhai and Whiskey Barron's teams are making loss. Ha ha ha..am I not the best...

KJ: Yes yes yes...you are you are..

K: tell it once again,,darling..tell those words once again...best best...I am the Best...

KJ: Yes yes yes..

K: Better than that idiot...I I I and only I....

KJ: Yes yes yes..my love...

K: I have got an idea.

KJ: What?

K: To make a film. I will combine the adjective that describes my self and my clowns and I will steal that Idiot's heroine...what say?

KJ: Oh My God...you are so intelligent!!! Mmmmmm...darling darling...my kuchi kuuu...by the way what will be the name of your film?

K: I am ridiculous and my clowns are really amazing. And in these two field we are No.1. so I shall call this film Ra One!!

After this,the King got the warmest hug from his darling,and after that I really do not know what happened.