Another Interview..

It seems I have become quite adept at taking interviews. Here is another one.

I was asleep,when I saw a huge ball of light. It was so so bright,and yet it was soothing. Then came a deep voice ."Son".

Me: Who???
Light(L): It's Me son. God.
M: Look buddy,have a life,stop this illusion and letme sleep.
L: Son. Listen.Come with me..
Me: What?? Wh..wh..where?
L: To the interview room. I have the triumvirate of secularism of your country..
Me: You want me too interview them...again...no no..Father/Mother..whatever You are..no no.
L: Son. Just sit beside me. I will interview them?
M: some kind of job.
L: Just watch. A part of Me will sit beside you,in whatever form you want. And as My formless Self i will go to them. Which form you want?
M: Whh..whatt..well anything..Shiva,Krishna..Jesus,Moses..
L: And Ram?
I smiled.

Well the main Interview:
Triumvirate(T) looked quite familiar. A bearded face. A clean shave confused face. Another clean shave,white haired face. The whole thing was in Hindi. Translated in English.

L: Welcome
T: Ok. What are You? God,Allah,Ishwar,Elohim..etc etc?
L; Whatever you people call Me.
T: We are secular people,we cannot call you anything. Be specific.
L: God
After a brief discussion among themselves;
T: Well,see I guess then You are a Christian.Presently You are not required in our Vote Bank.
L: Well then Ishwar
Another round of quite deliberations
T: Well look. We can..call You that. But the You have to be half Allah and Half Ishwar?
L: well they both are My names. How can I be half of each?
T: To hell..look light. If you are only Ishwar,we become communal. If You are only Allah,we can claim we are Secular..but someone else will call us communal..so see..
L: Sons you can call me anything. Ok call me El.
T: What?
L: Well I guess Jews call me that.
T: Jews..You mean yehudi..ha ha(laughs and laughs),You are not in our bank than. But if our Banks' managers hear that,our Bank will collapse.
L: Sons,you are getting this wrong. Call Me whatever you like. You can still be secular.
T:Joking?
L: Do something for your people.
T: No no no. There is a formula. MY,MD.
L: What are those?
T: Muslim Yadav. Muslim dalit.
L: Great.
L: sigh!!!!!!!!
T: What happened?
L: Thinking of the time when and why did I create you..
T: What? Anyways..
L: Just use this formula..Humanity..
T: What is that. Will we be still be Secular...no one will feel cheated?
L: Why will they?
T: Well Humanity will be Hindu,Muslim,Dalit,OBC what?
L: Sigh...
T: Answer..answer. You are nothing but a conspiracy of the communal force.
L: What do you want?
T: A burning,emotional problem. Then we show we are "SECULAR". And then use our Bank.
L: Go back..to your houses son.
T: we knoew you are communal,we are secular. We are going.
L: Listen. I will soon come. You might not see Me. But I will bring you back.
T: We are "SECULAR"
The Light has taken the form of Shiva and was sittting beside me. He looked at me. And smiled.